1. NOT MEDICAL, CLINICAL, OR PSYCHIATRIC CARE
The Cutie Conspiracy Hotline (CCH), its digital platforms, and its operator Irene ("Irie") provide peer-to-peer conversation, experiential personal mentoring, creative lifestyle coaching, esoteric discussion, and entertainment media.
IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICE: Irene ("Irie") is an experiential peer listener and independent creator. Irene is NOT a licensed physician, board-certified psychiatrist, licensed clinical psychologist, licensed professional counselor (LPC), licensed clinical social worker (LCSW), or licensed healthcare practitioner.
No communication, booking, audio broadcast, transmission, or digital content provided through The Cutie Conspiracy Hotline constitutes:
- Medical advice, diagnosis, or clinical prescription;
- Psychiatric treatment, psychological psychotherapy, or clinical counseling;
- A formal doctor-patient or therapist-client professional relationship.
Never disregard professional medical advice, delay seeking medical examination, or alter prescribed medication due to conversations, theories, or content hosted on this platform.
2. NOT AN EMERGENCY OR CRISIS INTERVENTION UNIT
While Irene draws upon personal life background that includes past employment on crisis lines, The Cutie Conspiracy Hotline is NOT an emergency response service or active crisis intervention line. We do not maintain immediate dispatch or emergency medical intervention capabilities.
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For immediate life-threatening physical danger, dial 911 or visit your nearest hospital emergency department.
Free, confidential emotional support and emergency healthcare referral.
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3. STRICT 21+ AGE RESTRICTION & ASSUMPTION OF RISK
All interactions, booking sessions, audio archives, and digital media are strictly restricted to persons 21 years of age or older. By entering the website, submitting payment, or engaging in a call, you affirmatively certify under penalty of perjury that:
- You are at least 21 years of age in your governing jurisdiction;
- You voluntarily choose to participate in unconventional, adult, and fringe conversations regarding human behavior, relationships, personal experiences, and high strangeness;
- You accept full personal responsibility for your emotional and physical well-being.
4. ANONYMOUS CONFESSION WIRE SECURITY
Confessions submitted via the Secret Drop wire are processed using client/server cryptography (AES-256-GCM). Callers are not required to provide legal names. However, communications threatening severe violence, terroristic acts, child exploitation, or illegal harm to specific individuals are strictly prohibited and will be rejected.
5. INDEMNIFICATION & HOLD HARMLESS
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Irene, The Cutie Conspiracy Hotline, and its affiliates shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, or consequential damages resulting from your use of this site or participation in hotline conversations.